What if when you wanted to march DCI, they put the sorting hat on your head and it yelled out the corps name like Brandt Crocker?
i’m gonna be the sorting hat fuck yes
names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
- The 13th Chair