DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA

rnaiden:

they could be a gator

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

eznekem:

That Drum Corps you just called a marching band? It’s actually called a summer diddle toot-toot band, gosh learn some respect.

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself